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About Me Official Beta Tester Deviant of Many Talents Dean L. Norton47/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 6 Years
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I want a hot rod/lead sled so bad. Or at least my old 1966 Mustang that I let go over almost two decades ago. Never sell or get rid of your classic wheels...you'll regret it.. TILL THE DAY YOU DIE!!

The Pick Up

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Praise His Sweet Name

A PINK NO MORE.
Finally coughed up my 30 bux. Took me almost 20 years. Damn you Bob, and praise you at the same time. HALELULLA!! PRAISE BOB!! ..and Connie.

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BD Update #63 (Don't slip up)

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 1, 2009, 3:23 PM


It's been two weeks since my last visit to Urgent Care. (love that place..) So much so..I paid another visit last night. But let me go back a couple hours. My wife and I are bowling at one of our favorite lanes. I get up up there to throw my first frame, I make my usual approach and hit a sticky spot on the approach area. The momentum of my 15 pound ball carries me over the foul line; (about 3 feet over) I hit the oiled surface and my feet go out from under me and I land square on my back, and especially my head, and I mean HARD on my head. My glasses literally fly back arching in the air and land 15 or so feet behind me. My wife saw the whole thing and said that my head sounded like a bowling ball hitting the surface. I was dazed for a moment while Jay (the night guy) ran over to my side to see if I was okay. He helped me up and I was still stunned, so I sat down for a moment to put some ice on my head which Jay provided and to catch my breath. I tried bowling a couple more frames, but I was getting shaky so I told my wifey that it's time to make a visit to Urgent Care. So once there, I get looked over by one of the doctors he checks my eyes, asks questions like if I feel nauseous, been vomiting, or a severe headache, Or passing out, blurred vision, etc. I said no, I haven't had that. So he says that basically, it's a mild concussion and I might experience a slight headache, but if any of the symptoms do occur, to head to the nearest ER and don't hesitate.

So far, it's been over 12 hours and I'm feeling bruised and sore, but none of those symptoms have happened. I've even slept and haven't drifted into a coma so I guess that's a positive sign. My back hurts, but that's par for the course since I have a messed up back any way. The lump on my head has gone down a little, but I still feel a little knackered, but again, nothing major.

But after the whole Natasha Richardson ordeal (she refused initial help after hitting her head on the ski slopes), I wanted to be sure it wasn't going to be anything worse.

But there ya go...I'm fine...!!

Bowling F#$% up




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  • Current Residence: Lakewood, CO. (Formerly Riverside, CA.)
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXXL
  • Print preference: N/A
  • Interests: Bonsai, Collecting Heads, Bowling, Kustom Kulture, Hot Rods, Lead Sleds, Classic Cars..etc..
  • Favourite movie: O.C. & Stiggs, Magic Christian, Napolean Dynamite, Altered States, Videodrome..etc..
  • Favourite band or musician: The RAMONES, Southern Culture On The Skids, Rev. Horton Heat, H.I.T.B., L.P., Arthur Lyman..etc...
  • Favourite genre of music: Rockabilly, Electronic, Bachelor Pad Jazz/Lounge...
  • Favourite artist: John Willie, George Petty, Gil Elvgren, Coop, Marco Almera, Mark Ryden..etc..
  • Favourite poet or writer: Jack L. Chalker, Larry Niven, Wm Shakespear, Robert Van Gulik..
  • Favourite photographer: My Old Man...and I'll miss him dearly...
  • Favourite style of art: Freestyle, Pinstriping & Photoshop
  • Operating System: My operating system? Caffine, tobacco, quick jerks and nickle beer!!
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod, iTunes, WinAmp..and that old Philco turntable..
  • Shell of choice: Depleted Uranium
  • Wallpaper of choice: Nekkid Cowgirls!!
  • Skin of choice: My wife's..!
  • Favourite game: Tiddly Winks...and canine leg dancing..
  • Favourite gaming platform: You mean to do "it" on? The pool table of course..!!
  • Favourite cartoon character: Homer Simpson, Hank Hill, Peter Griffin, Dr. Thadeaus Venture, Stan Smith .. "Dad" types
  • Personal Quote: "May the good lord take a likin' to ya..and blow ya up real soon!!"
  • Tools of the Trade: Paints, Brushes, Sweat, Wood, Metal, Bowling Pins, Time, Testosterone..and LOTS of Seminal Fluid!
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Thanks for the fave! :D

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Never EVER shave and do minor frontier surgery at the same time, with a straight razor..it could end badly..believe me..

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-Rev. "Big Daddy" DLNorton
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"His name is BINGO GAS STATION MOTEL CHEESEBURGER WITH A SIDE OF AIRCRAFT NOISE AND YOU'LL BE GARY, INDIANA."--Greaser's Palace (1972) [link]
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I hate to be an asshole..but HA HA..Disney's gonna buy up Marvel Comics..!!!

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-Rev. "Big Daddy" DLNorton
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"His name is BINGO GAS STATION MOTEL CHEESEBURGER WITH A SIDE OF AIRCRAFT NOISE AND YOU'LL BE GARY, INDIANA."--Greaser's Palace (1972) [link]
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It's a pirate :noes: !
We ninja's dislike pirates :ninja:... But you may be an exception... Maybe.

Really though, I'm diggin your gallery. Your art gives me that ol' nostalgic feeling with added colours XD

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The patrician was a firm believer in the the institution of One Man, One Vote.
He was the Man,
he had the Vote.

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MORE BOWLING PINS COMING SOON!!

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"His name is BINGO GAS STATION MOTEL CHEESEBURGER WITH A SIDE OF AIRCRAFT NOISE AND YOU'LL BE GARY, INDIANA."--Greaser's Palace (1972) [link]

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